RT @Channel24: ICYMI: PHFAT has released a new music video and it is beautiful! https://t.co/22Nnf9bDMQ https://t.co/eojN57FGih
RT @figgled: yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
EBM is very futuristic in an old-fashioned way.
One Gandalf, two Gandalves.
RT @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper wit…
Haven't laughed at a shitty corporate like this for years #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos: https://t.co/JMGKayvxZt
RT @headlinepayoff: Dreamt about weird pulsating meat that you can hear on a radio station
I blew my mind when @tweetsauce said dogs are technology. (Oooold podcast with @joerogan)
Slack is a piece of shit
RT @carterjwm: HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/4SrfHmEMo3
I thought it said "frog harvesting" and was wondering how high they could jump to necessitate such tall nets. https://t.co/I4kTEIgacc
I work with computers which is nice, because they can only do exactly what you tell them to.
I liked a @YouTube video from @bigdaddyden https://t.co/zw7jmOyNly Diablo 3 Zunimassa Garg/CoE Solo Greater Rifting 2.5.0
RT @headlinepayoff: Writing a pentagram on the floor to summon a desmond
Bill Burr is short for William Wurr
Here's that #earthquake from earlier. https://t.co/z3q7txn8Pu
Jacob Zuma is the kind of guy who will ask you for two cigarettes so he can smoke one later even though he's got a full box in his pocket.
Why did you cut his finger off? https://t.co/2zwB7fcovZ
"wary of people who smile too much" - @headlinepayoff
Leonardo the Vinci
I should have washed my clothes when I had water but I was too tired.
RT @StephenKing: We all float down here.
You'll float, too.
Love too drimk a tastey lemenabe
RT @headlinepayoff: The worst thing if you're a lawyer is to be case sensitive.
So much healthy coughing in the office today.
RT @RealBobMortimer: A mouses heart, eyes or feet inside a Kinder egg ..that would be a genuine surprise. Come on Kinder pull your fingers…
Who the hell invented brown?
RT @mama_tuna: does he call himself chamillionaire bc he is a very rich chameleon or bc he owns one million chameleons
Thanks to @headlinepayoff for always supporting me.
RT @Aydekay: Can you believe it's already Christmas.
I just saw a guy using Lightroom to grade memes.
If you work in #business, you need an #ibm #thinkpad.
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RT @muyrando: Personally, I think all the murderers who have yet to murder me are cowards and should be ashamed of themselves.
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