Just remembering that time the Mars Rover tweeted me.
RT @headlinepayoff: It's a blessing in the skies
Thank you everyone for all the birthday witches.
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RIP @headlinepayoff https://t.co/AmyEZTj8qX
Going to make a tasty orc's tail stew this weekend.
I would like a skeleton of war to hold my hand
Just talking about thinking about comics with @headlinepayoff
Midget spinners are all the rage.
RT @headlinepayoff: @Oolex 'Who the wolf?' Cried boy.
The cried who boy wolf
The Wolf Who Cried Boy
A spacemans can never be under the weather.
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/heMyjjDUgv The Marcus King Band - Rita Is Gone - 2/27/2017 - Paste Studios, New York, NY
Destroy your brand
The Dork Tower
#FACup #Semifinal it's the #flyemirates versus the #etihads // gonna be a cracker #oilmoney
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy doggo
RT @Channel24: ICYMI: PHFAT has released a new music video and it is beautiful! https://t.co/22Nnf9bDMQ https://t.co/eojN57FGih
RT @figgled: yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
EBM is very futuristic in an old-fashioned way.
One Gandalf, two Gandalves.
RT @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper wit…
Haven't laughed at a shitty corporate like this for years #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos: https://t.co/JMGKayvxZt
RT @headlinepayoff: Dreamt about weird pulsating meat that you can hear on a radio station
I blew my mind when @tweetsauce said dogs are technology. (Oooold podcast with @joerogan)
Slack is a piece of shit
RT @carterjwm: HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/4SrfHmEMo3
You'd think it was March and not April with all that's going on today.
I work with computers which is nice, because they can only do exactly what you tell them to.
I liked a @YouTube video from @bigdaddyden https://t.co/zw7jmOyNly Diablo 3 Zunimassa Garg/CoE Solo Greater Rifting 2.5.0
RT @headlinepayoff: Writing a pentagram on the floor to summon a desmond
Bill Burr is short for William Wurr
woah! Was that an earthquake?